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My wife was the last of 5 Scottish sisters to marry, the confetti was filthy.

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Scottish | 2x | 0x

 


Wee Hughie was dying. Tenderly, his wife Maggie knelt by his bedside and asked: ?Anything I can get you, Hughie??
No reply.
?Have you got a last wish, Hughie??
Faintly, came the ...

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Scottish | 15x | 0x

 


Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.

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Scottish | 10x | 0x

 


Hamish was building a garden shed and he ran out of nails so he went to the hardware store to buy some more.
"How long do you want them?" asked the storekeeper.
"O ...

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Scottish | 8x | 0x

 


How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.

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Scottish | 7x | 0x

 


An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went into a bar. The Englishman stood a round of drinks, the Irishman stood a round of drinks and the Scotsman stood around.

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Scottish | 9x | 0x

 


A Scotsman wanted to impress his girlfriend so he took her for a ride in a taxi. The trouble was, she was so beautiful he could hardly keep his eyes on the meter.

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Scottish | 9x | 0x

 


Did you hear about the Scotsman who washed his kilt?
He couldn't do a fling with it.

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Scottish | 5x | 0x
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