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Today is 10.03.2010
Today is 10.03.2010
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My brother came running in He said, 'Mum, there's a man outside with a broken arm called Brian.'
My mum said, 'That's a funny name for a broken arm.'
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"Do you think what we're doing is wrong?"
"Of course it's wrong! It's illegal!"
"I've never done anything illegal before."
"I thought you said you were an accountant!"
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In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground with clubs and uttering spine chilling cries. Anthropologists call this a form of primitive self-expression. ...
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"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."
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How many British trades unionists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They cannot interfere with the light bulb's inalienable right to withdraw its labour.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana be alone.
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Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."
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Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have you a pen?
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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
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Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.
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You have a striking personality. How long has it been on strike?
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How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.
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